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Get ready for a night of big laughs and brilliant entertainment at Hayes Rugby Club. Our Comedy Nights bring some of the best up-and-coming acts from the comedy circuit to the stage for an evening packed with fun, dark humour and laugh-out-loud moments from start to finish.

Expect sharp wit, cheeky punchlines and a lively atmosphere as top comedians deliver a night of unforgettable stand-up right here at the club.

And the night doesn’t stop there…

Once the comedy wraps up, our resident DJ takes over to keep the party going with a late-night disco — making this the only place to be for a great night out.

Tickets are available now — don’t miss out on one of the most popular nights in the club’s calendar.

Join us every Wednesday at Hayes RFC for our Unlimited Pizza Buffet — the perfect midweek treat for families, friends and anyone looking for great unlimited food!

Enjoy freshly made pizzas alongside tender chicken wings, golden onion rings, chips, garlic bread and our fresh salad bar, all served buffet style from 4pm throughout the evening.

With football training taking place at the club, it’s a great opportunity to grab a bite to eat while the kids are on the pitch, catch up with friends over food and drinks, or simply enjoy an easy midweek dinner without the hassle of cooking.

Whether you’re training, supporting or just joining us for the food, our Pizza Buffet is open to everyone and offers fantastic value all evening.

Be part of our vibrant community at Hayes RFC by attending our weekly Poker Nights and lively Comedy Nights. These events are perfect for making new friends and enjoying a night out.

Join us every Wednesday at Hayes RFC for our Unlimited Pizza Buffet — the perfect midweek treat for families, friends and anyone looking for great unlimited food!

Enjoy freshly made pizzas alongside tender chicken wings, golden onion rings, chips, garlic bread and our fresh salad bar, all served buffet style from 4pm throughout the evening.

With football training taking place at the club, it’s a great opportunity to grab a bite to eat while the kids are on the pitch, catch up with friends over food and drinks, or simply enjoy an easy midweek dinner without the hassle of cooking.

Whether you’re training, supporting or just joining us for the food, our Pizza Buffet is open to everyone and offers fantastic value all evening.

Be part of our vibrant community at Hayes RFC by attending our weekly Poker Nights and lively Comedy Nights. These events are perfect for making new friends and enjoying a night out.

Get ready for a night of big laughs and brilliant entertainment at Hayes Rugby Club. Our Comedy Nights bring some of the best up-and-coming acts from the comedy circuit to the stage for an evening packed with fun, dark humour and laugh-out-loud moments from start to finish.

Expect sharp wit, cheeky punchlines and a lively atmosphere as top comedians deliver a night of unforgettable stand-up right here at the club.

And the night doesn’t stop there…

Once the comedy wraps up, our resident DJ takes over to keep the party going with a late-night disco — making this the only place to be for a great night out.

Tickets are available now — don’t miss out on one of the most popular nights in the club’s calendar.

Join us every Wednesday at Hayes RFC for our Unlimited Pizza Buffet — the perfect midweek treat for families, friends and anyone looking for great unlimited food!

Enjoy freshly made pizzas alongside tender chicken wings, golden onion rings, chips, garlic bread and our fresh salad bar, all served buffet style from 4pm throughout the evening.

With football training taking place at the club, it’s a great opportunity to grab a bite to eat while the kids are on the pitch, catch up with friends over food and drinks, or simply enjoy an easy midweek dinner without the hassle of cooking.

Whether you’re training, supporting or just joining us for the food, our Pizza Buffet is open to everyone and offers fantastic value all evening.

Join us every Monday at Hayes Rugby Club for our delicious homemade Pie Night. Enjoy freshly baked traditional pies served with creamy mashed potato and classic liquor —                                                                                                          the perfect comfort food to start your week.

Whether you’re catching up with friends, bringing the family out for dinner or simply fancy a proper hearty meal without the hassle of cooking, our Pie Night delivers great food, generous portions and unbeatable value every time.

With a welcoming atmosphere, fully stocked bar and food served throughout the evening, it’s the perfect way to make Mondays something to look forward to.

Join us every Wednesday at Hayes RFC for our Unlimited Pizza Buffet — the perfect midweek treat for families, friends and anyone looking for great unlimited food!

Enjoy freshly made pizzas alongside tender chicken wings, golden onion rings, chips, garlic bread and our fresh salad bar, all served buffet style from 4pm throughout the evening.

With football training taking place at the club, it’s a great opportunity to grab a bite to eat while the kids are on the pitch, catch up with friends over food and drinks, or simply enjoy an easy midweek dinner without the hassle of cooking.

Whether you’re training, supporting or just joining us for the food, our Pizza Buffet is open to everyone and offers fantastic value all evening.

Join us every Monday at Hayes Rugby Club for our delicious homemade Pie Night. Enjoy freshly baked traditional pies served with creamy mashed potato and classic liquor —                                                                                                          the perfect comfort food to start your week.

Whether you’re catching up with friends, bringing the family out for dinner or simply fancy a proper hearty meal without the hassle of cooking, our Pie Night delivers great food, generous portions and unbeatable value every time.

With a welcoming atmosphere, fully stocked bar and food served throughout the evening, it’s the perfect way to make Mondays something to look forward to.

Join us every Wednesday at Hayes RFC for our Unlimited Pizza Buffet — the perfect midweek treat for families, friends and anyone looking for great unlimited food!

Enjoy freshly made pizzas alongside tender chicken wings, golden onion rings, chips, garlic bread and our fresh salad bar, all served buffet style from 4pm throughout the evening.

With football training taking place at the club, it’s a great opportunity to grab a bite to eat while the kids are on the pitch, catch up with friends over food and drinks, or simply enjoy an easy midweek dinner without the hassle of cooking.

Whether you’re training, supporting or just joining us for the food, our Pizza Buffet is open to everyone and offers fantastic value all evening.

Join us every Monday at Hayes Rugby Club for our delicious homemade Pie Night. Enjoy freshly baked traditional pies served with creamy mashed potato and classic liquor —                                                                                                          the perfect comfort food to start your week.

Whether you’re catching up with friends, bringing the family out for dinner or simply fancy a proper hearty meal without the hassle of cooking, our Pie Night delivers great food, generous portions and unbeatable value every time.

With a welcoming atmosphere, fully stocked bar and food served throughout the evening, it’s the perfect way to make Mondays something to look forward to.

Join us every Wednesday at Hayes RFC for our Unlimited Pizza Buffet — the perfect midweek treat for families, friends and anyone looking for great unlimited food!

Enjoy freshly made pizzas alongside tender chicken wings, golden onion rings, chips, garlic bread and our fresh salad bar, all served buffet style from 4pm throughout the evening.

With football training taking place at the club, it’s a great opportunity to grab a bite to eat while the kids are on the pitch, catch up with friends over food and drinks, or simply enjoy an easy midweek dinner without the hassle of cooking.

Whether you’re training, supporting or just joining us for the food, our Pizza Buffet is open to everyone and offers fantastic value all evening.